Monday, July 7, 2008

Home improvment time!

Do these swatches compliment my eyes??

Monday, June 30, 2008

Starbrick gets a sponsor

"TIDE, the smell for Starbrick"

"Use TIDE to clean your brick, not your prick"

Friday, June 27, 2008

Starbrick Has a New Home (aka I found you in a drawer under a Michigan sweatshirt)

"Mantle mantle on the wall who is the best Starbrick of them all?"

"You, my Starbrick, are best of all"

Hmmm. . . Well either the mantle talks too, or Starbrick can throw his voice. Either way, we are in trouble.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Starbrick Adventure exposed as fraud

It brings us sorrow to report that the most recent episode of The Adventures of Starbrick has been confirmed to be a fraud. Starbrick was not in that photo, and in fact, has not been seen since Saturday 6-21-08.

We will not bring you any more Adventures until we are certain that Starbrick is in the photos, and that we, in fact, have the original starbrick.

It is with pride that we bring you wholesome and honest entertainment. We we be evaluating our staff and infrastructure to ensure that a mistake like this does not happen again.

Sincerest apologies,

The employees of The Adventures of Starbrick

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Starbrick helps with the move

Starbrick was found hiding under this pile of pillows and blankets--successfully hiding from the work that needed to be done.

"I win bike races, I don't carry drawers full of underwear"

What a primadona

Friday, June 20, 2008

Starbrick checks out his furniture

He LOVES his armoire. Great for storing his special undies AND for hide and seek!!

Armoire--A standing closet used for storing clothes. The earliest armoire/wardrobe was a chest, and it was not until some degree of luxury was attained in regal palaces and castles of powerful nobles that separate accommodation was provided for the sumptuous apparel of the great. The name of wardrobe was then given to the room in which the wall-space was filled with cupboards and lockers, the drawers being a comparatively modern invention. From these cupboards and lockers the modern wardrobe, with its hanging spaces, sliding shelves and drawers evolved slowly.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Starbrick goes to Eat'n Park!!

Shakes by Jamaal?? Alas no, but Brianna was willing to make up for his mistakes. Sweet little girl.


Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Starbrick buys a house

"That's right ladies, I own this place. . . HEY!! where is the SOLD sign?

Alisha doesn't your commision pay you enough to get your butt down here with a "sold" sign? Hmmmmmmmm?

Seriously, I'm not going to stand here all day or this is going to turn into a nursery rhyme like Humpty Dumpty or some shit. (singing) All of the ACA would not be able to put me back together again.


Still waiting . . ."

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Starbrick learns about iTunes

Starbrick loves to sing along

I feel like there's still niggas that owe me cheques
I feel like there's still bitches that owe me sex
I feel like this but niggas don't know this stress
I lost the only girl in the world that know me best
I got the money and the fame and that don't mean shit
I got the Jesus on a chain, man that don't mean shit
Cause when the Jesus pieces can't bring me peace
Sure I need just at least one of Russell's nieces
On...I let my nightmares go
I put on, everybody that I knew from the go
I know hoes that was frontin when they knew he was broke
They say damn, yeezy yeezy, you don't know us no more
You got that big fame homie, and you just changed homie
You can ask big homie, man the top sure lonely
I ain't lyin...
So lonely
I aint lyin...

(Put On by Young Jeezy)

Friday, June 13, 2008

Starbrick meets family

Brick meet Auntie Susie. Auntie Susie meet Brick

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Starbrick's OOPS aka "I wondered why it felt so good"

NOOOOOO It doesn't go there!!!

. . . O well, time to paint the nursery and get a baby brick name book.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Starbrick meets a woman

Starbrick and Ladybrick. Ooooo Yaaaaa. Starbrick loves blonds.

Nice work Starbrick, she's a BRICK HOUSE--I hear she puts out too.

Just remember what we talked about. The birds, bees, and how Lifestyle's ultrathins are better than Trojan's

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Starbrick in timout

(as punishment for comments during previous adventure)

Monday, June 9, 2008

Starbrick and I take a leak

Starbrick laughs.

"HAHA" he says

"Lucky you can win bike races (" he continues "cause you can't get chics with THAT"

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Starbrick takes a nap

Starbrick actn' a fool on the memory foam.
All this adventuring is exhausing.

Friday, June 6, 2008

THE Starbrick Weekend


Kit, IF, Bottles, maps, viki, and PB+J by Beatty
Waking up Magellan (aka, bitch, slut, whore, skank, woman of ill repute)
The Bitch has a plan
Dropping the kids off at the pool--to avoid the rush
The Bitch changes the plan to. . .
. . .Cedar Point/Deliverance
"tourist information center"
I'd like to buy a vowel. . . scratch that, I think I need a detailed map of Appalachia instead.
"ohh Jesus" fetus
"Look out for the living room"
Nelsonville (mirage?--can u hallucinate a crit?)
Mine Tavern
One legged cook
Bricks, BriCKs, B rI Ks,
Race1--Starring a lot of slow people--and one faster person
Race1a--Starring Sprinty McSprintsalot and Skittle McStrongchic
Water bottle droppage, Whit I'm THIRSTY!
Race2--Starring Mr. Repeat, Mr. Would have had my upgrade points if this was UCSF, Sandbagger boy
Star Bricks
The Bitch gets a gag.
Mapquest is in cahoots with the Bitch
I think 33 is following us.
I think I am fat
little Hocking
Roll Pinching
Blind man Texting

Woman sitting on her dashboard to drive
Keep it under 80 you lead footed fuck!!
Dropping off the Red Box
Home Sweet Home
White Pizza
reprogramming the slut whore skank tramp bitch
Backing into the Blue box
Unpacking while Shazam supervised
Smoothie blender cup emergency
Foam heaven

Starbrick Chillin at the Hizzi

Starbrick with Mommy and Daddy on the IKEA couch in happier times (before the Pens lost). . . He has his Daddy's eyes, and his Mommy's ghetto booty

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Starbrick gets a bath

Starbrick in a sink=no more Starbrick stink

Starbrick watches the Pens!!

Starbrick rides a bike

Look Pa, No Hands!

Starbrick and Serta

Starbrick tryn' to hit on the Serta sheep. That Bitch aint puttn' out. Bitch must be gay if she don't put out for starbrick.