"That's right ladies, I own this place. . . HEY!! where is the SOLD sign?
Alisha doesn't your commision pay you enough to get your butt down here with a "sold" sign? Hmmmmmmmm?
Seriously, I'm not going to stand here all day or this is going to turn into a nursery rhyme like Humpty Dumpty or some shit. (singing) All of the ACA would not be able to put me back together again.
Still waiting . . ."