It brings us sorrow to report that the most recent episode of The Adventures of Starbrick has been confirmed to be a fraud. Starbrick was not in that photo, and in fact, has not been seen since Saturday 6-21-08.
We will not bring you any more Adventures until we are certain that Starbrick is in the photos, and that we, in fact, have the original starbrick.
It is with pride that we bring you wholesome and honest entertainment. We we be evaluating our staff and infrastructure to ensure that a mistake like this does not happen again.
The employees of The Adventures of Starbrick